JOE FLYDEN

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JOE FLYDEN

Meet Joe Flyden, the President of Flies, a title he's held with pride and a touch of mischief. Known for his love of the limelight and his knack for landing in the most inconvenient places, Joe Flyden is the tiny overlord of all things airborne and annoying. Whether it's buzzing around historic speeches or photobombing vice presidential debates, Joe's mission is clear: to become the most famous fly in political history. With a flair for drama and a talent for causing just the right amount of chaos, Joe Flyden rules the insect world with a winged iron fist, proving that even the smallest creatures can have the biggest impact.

ROADMAP

Universal Garbage Access:

Ensure every fly has access to the best garbage and compost heaps, promoting equality and sustainable food sources for all.

Fly Celebrity Reality Show:

Produce a reality TV show, "Keeping Up with the Flydens," following Joe Flyden and his family's hilarious adventures.

Fly Healthcare:

Implement a comprehensive healthcare system to treat common fly ailments like wing fatigue and sticky foot syndrome.

Pest Treaty:

Negotiate a peace treaty with humans to reduce the use of harmful pesticides and promote more eco-friendly fly deterrents.

Public Speaking Interventions:

Continue the tradition of strategic landings during important speeches and debates to ensure flies remain an integral part of the political discourse.

Fly Education:

Promote educational programs teaching young flies about the dangers of flyswatters, bug zappers, and how to navigate human environments safely.

Swarm Olympics:

Host the first-ever Fly Swarm Olympics, celebrating the agility, speed, and endurance of flies in a series of fun and competitive events.

Insect Social Media:

Launch "BuzzBook," the social media platform exclusively for flies to share their favorite landing spots and buzzing experiences.

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